Werewolves: You don’t have to feel like a lost little puppy! After an extensive research of 2 years and with over 3millon werewolves participating in tests & working with their local practitioner’s we can finally reveal to you 5 easy steps you can take to make your life as a werewolf happy & fulfilling & avoid the long arm of the Law.
Step 1: By Law in most countries on Earth it is compulsory to get microchip, that way if you ever lose yourself, all you have to do is walk into your closest Vet & they will contact you to come and pick yourself up, small fee might apply.
Step 2: It is advised to use a leash on yourself, when you take yourself for walk to the park, also take some small plastic bags for when you want take a crap in the bush. It is advise to leave your self-tied up on a pole whilst you do your shopping, and if you leave yourself in the car please leave a widow slightly open for fresh air & so you don’t come back and find your beloved self-dead from the Heat.
Step 3: You will be arrested for urinating on poles with the excuse that you are marking your territory & it does not help chasing after the cop car as it is trying to leave!
Step 4: make sure you get all your shots & flea treatments, rabies & frantic scratching is not a good way to socialize, especially if you’re looking for that special [censored] to bear your children.
Step 5: our study shows that most common injuries to a werewolf are dislocated ankles, knees, and hips from trying to scratch that itch behind the ear, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED do not attempt in human form.
Helgatheangel in Skyrim
Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
Part 52 Boethiah's Calling
Michael and his friends travel from Whiterun to Windhelm by coach.
Then they explore the area.
They visit the bandits at the Traitor's Post on the way to the Sacellum of Boethiah.
I had problems with the quest - a mod didn't seem to work - I used console commands to move the stages along. I didn't want to kill any followers!
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