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    Talyn82 reacted to Sah for a status update, FINANCIAL REPORT The Skyrim Special Edition Butterfly Affect Butterfly's in Bethesda'   
    FINANCIAL REPORT
    The Skyrim Special Edition Butterfly Affect
    Butterfly's in Bethesda's new Skyrim Special Edition have nearly been hunted to extinction by the locals, they are simply so beautiful that every one must have one framed on there wall.
    The new graphical enchantments that changed dull & gloomy Skyrim had a major impact on the little helpless butterfly's making them more valuable then a bar of gold. Jarl's across Skyrim are taking drastic measures as animal rights group Green Peace threatens that they will have get involved and try to stop this insane carnage.
    Singes that read "Butterfly Wing Plucking Free Zone, Between the Hours of 6am - 11pm, Fines up to 5000 Septims" now litter the ever so beautiful landscape of the SSE.
    Regardless of the drastic measures the numbers of Butterfly's keeps on mysteriously dropping, and now Lunar Moths have been also included on the Endangered Spices List
    As the shadow of financial claps looms over Skyrim, Media outlets across Skyrim are coming forward and are revealing the magnitude of the sandal. The front page of ~THE TAMRIEL TIMES~ read like this QUOTE: "A dramatic drop in Luna Moth numbers" & "They are being targeted by invisible, healthy, light armored alchemists"
    Potions of Minor Healing today reached the new record price of 830septims per bottle. The Skyrim Stock Market collapsed again for the third day strait, as Jarls & Thanes rushed to sell there shares. It has been rumored that they are investing there shares in a more respectable offshore Panama-based service provider called Mossack Fonseca
    A spokes man for the Skyrim Treasury said: "Its not our fault we took such drastic measures by banning wing plucking, people where complaining, and animal rights groups where about to get involved in the case." continuing he said: "Its the greedy Alchemist Corporation that has failed to show any compassion to its heavy users & potion addicted customers by jacking up the price, if you want to place any blame, they have caused this financial chaos"
    In other related news Pro Ban Wing Plucking Supporters clashed yesterday with members of the greedy Alchemist Corporation in Solitude. Angelina's Aromatics was burnt to the ground in retaliation for her over priced potions & for selling butterfly wings under the counter. Due to the Civil unrest across Skyrim, it can now be revealed form leaked footage from the Pentagon on Wiki Leaks that there has been a steady build up of Military Forces along the Imperial & Stormcloack borders & that its only a mater of time before this breaks out into the second Skyrim Civil War!...........read more
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    Talyn82 reacted to Sah for a status update, Werewolves: You don’t have to feel like a lost little puppy! After an extensive resea   
    Werewolves: You don’t have to feel like a lost little puppy! After an extensive research of 2 years and with over 3millon werewolves participating in tests & working with their local practitioner’s we can finally reveal to you 5 easy steps you can take to make your life as a werewolf happy & fulfilling & avoid the long arm of the Law.
    Step 1: By Law in most countries on Earth it is compulsory to get microchip, that way if you ever lose yourself, all you have to do is walk into your closest Vet & they will contact you to come and pick yourself up, small fee might apply.
    Step 2: It is advised to use a leash on yourself, when you take yourself for walk to the park, also take some small plastic bags for when you want take a crap in the bush. It is advise to leave your self-tied up on a pole whilst you do your shopping, and if you leave yourself in the car please leave a widow slightly open for fresh air & so you don’t come back and find your beloved self-dead from the Heat.
    Step 3: You will be arrested for urinating on poles with the excuse that you are marking your territory & it does not help chasing after the cop car as it is trying to leave!
    Step 4: make sure you get all your shots & flea treatments, rabies & frantic scratching is not a good way to socialize, especially if you’re looking for that special [censored] to bear your children.
    Step 5: our study shows that most common injuries to a werewolf are dislocated ankles, knees, and hips from trying to scratch that itch behind the ear, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED do not attempt in human form.
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    Talyn82 reacted to Uncus for a status update, Just published a new video about the setting up of the character Uncus in preparation   
    Just published a new video about the setting up of the character Uncus in preparation of using him during the creation of "The Saga of Uncus" story thread.
     
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    Talyn82 reacted to Helgatheangel for a status update, Helgatheangel in Skyrim Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drog   
    Helgatheangel in Skyrim
    Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
    Part 52 Boethiah's Calling
    Michael and his friends travel from Whiterun to Windhelm by coach.
    Then they explore the area.
    They visit the bandits at the Traitor's Post on the way to the Sacellum of Boethiah.
    I had problems with the quest - a mod didn't seem to work - I used console commands to move the stages along. I didn't want to kill any followers!
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    Talyn82 reacted to Helgatheangel for a status update, Helgatheangel in Skyrim Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drog   
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    Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
    Part 51 Blessings of Nature 2 Valtheim Towers to Eldergleam Sanctuary and Whiterun
    Michael takes the scenic route to his destination.
    He discovers a few locations:
    Darkshade, Abandoned Prison, Mix Water Mill, Broken Limb Camp'
    They were attacked by a Frost Dragon.
    They continued along to Eldergleam Sanctuary
    They visited Boneshrewn Crest and Mistwatch.
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    Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
    Part 50 Blessings of Nature 1. Whiterun - Valtheim Towers
    Michael brings Nettlebane to Danica. She asks him to get the Eldergleam Sap for her.
    Michael takes Maurice Jondrelle with him.
    It's a long way to their destination!
    They visit White River Watch, Graywater Watch, the Ritual Stone, a Stormcloak Camp and a Giant's Camp before having fun with the Bandits of Valtheim Towers
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    Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
    Part 49 A Conversation with Inigo
     
    Michael and Inigo have a chat in the Bannered Mare.
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    Talyn82 reacted to Helgatheangel for a status update, Helgatheangel in Skyrim Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drog   
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    Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
    Part 49 A Conversation with Inigo
     
    Michael and Inigo have a chat in the Bannered Mare.
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    Talyn82 reacted to Helgatheangel for a status update, Helgatheangel in Skyrim Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drog   
    Helgatheangel in Skyrim
    Michael Strongbow II, Inigo, Lucien Flavius, Lydia, Khal Drogo and Rhaego
    Part 47 Selling Stuff in Whiterun
    Michael has picked up a lot of "stuff" and decides to sell as much as possible in Whiterun.
    While in Whiterun he meets Sam Guenvere.
    He gets the job to deliver a sword to Proventus Avenicci.
    He has a chat with Jarl Balgruuf the Greater.
    He visits Farengar....
    Nothing exciting happening!
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    Talyn82 got a reaction from Helgatheangel for a status update, Watching your video now and subscribed to your channel. My name is Talyn3767.   
    Watching your video now and subscribed to your channel.  My name is Talyn3767.
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    Talyn82 reacted to Sah for a status update, my body has promised me a lot of sweet pain first day back at work after a year of si   
    my body has promised me a lot of sweet pain
    first day back at work after a year of sitting on the sidelines due to covid
    and what does Sah want to do? .... chop wood
     
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