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    phatbassanchor reacted to Sigurð Stormhand for a status update, ATTENTION: We will not tolerate any "spill over" of the recent Nexus drama around mar   
    ATTENTION: We will not tolerate any "spill over" of the recent Nexus drama around marriage in Skyrim. Political discourse is explicitly banned here.
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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Adella for a status update, Found this on Nexus this morning. Hopefully this a more balanced perspective on the u   
    Found this on Nexus this morning.  Hopefully this a more balanced perspective on the upcoming Skyrim AE...
    https://www.nexusmods.com/news/14578
    It seems that Skyrim AE will be a paid option after all and not rolled out to all SSE users.  However, they will need to update Creation Club to accommodate this new version.  So, if you use SKSE and do not wish to have all your extensions broken, please set your SSE in Steam accordingly to avoid breaking those extensions.  
    Excerpt that supports my reason for not liking this idea...  You do not need to agree...
    The downside

    In tandem with the release of Skyrim AE, Skyrim SE will also receive an update including the above mentioned free mini-DLC. While that is great, at the same time - as a side effect of that update - the current version of Skyrim Script Extender will no longer work with the game version and will need to be adapted by its developers.

    Skyrim Script Extender (shortened to SKSE) is a requirement for many popular mods, especially for some that came out in the last couple of years (SKSE plugins / native code plugins). As a result, many if not all mods that depend on SKSE will no longer function until SKSE has been updated to work with Skyrim AE. Some examples of mods that may break due to this change include: Sky UI, Race Menu, XPMSSE, True Directional Movement - to name a few. Other mods may even need additional tweaking, so they might not start working again as soon as SKSE is adapted but will require more work from their authors to be compatible with Skyrim AE and the Anniversary Update.
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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Talyn82 for a status update, In the interest of keeping an open mind... and, having backed up my SSE with SKSE ...   
    In the interest of keeping an open mind... and, having backed up my SSE with SKSE...  I found a way to see the new anniversary content without breaking all of my SKSE extensions!  Huzzah for Major Slack!  Slack has installed all of the current CC mods and will be early in line to obtain the anniversary edition of SSE.  So, I'll get to have a look without breaking my game!  Huzzah for Major Slack!  (You said that already, Phat)  I'll say it again!  Huzzah for Major Slack!
    Adventure on dear friends, Phat
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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Talyn82 for a status update, Greetings dear friends Just a quickie update to advise that the gaming load out to th   
    Greetings dear friends
    Just a quickie update to advise that the gaming load out to the Millennium Falcon has commenced!
    I'm starting with Horizon Zero Dawn and Outer Worlds.  I did short sample plays like a rough demo of each on the laptop but both lagged like a ball and chain.  So, I'm starting with those because they won't ever be heavily modded with zero mods to start.  SSE and Fallout 4 are my heavily modded games... Fallout 4 because it needs them and SSE just because I love it!    Those two will both get modded from jump street as I've played them both extensively in vanilla mode.  
    Aloy should be finished with her install by now.  So, adventure on!  Phat
     
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    phatbassanchor reacted to fredlaus for a status update, I am not communicating very well with Patreon can I use PayPal? They have a monthly a   
    I am not communicating very well with Patreon can I use PayPal? They have a monthly alternative too. Love your glowing avatar btw!
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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Rotzi for a status update, Greetings dear friends I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet. Where's eve   
    Greetings dear friends
    I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet.  Where's everybody gone?  I enjoy seeing the images that appear occasionally with some commentary here and there.  But, I miss you all fiercely.
    Been cleaning out the laptop in final preparations for the move to my new machine.  Yes, it's taking me a rather long time...  With my laundry list of disabilities it can be a challenge just getting to the loo on time.  So, bear with me, please.  It will happen...  It is happening...  
    Good news!  I was finally able to get SLE up and running again... with mods even!!!  Hahaha  The trouble was coming from some old Steam Workshop mods that were still active and attempting to load when they had no where to load in game!  So, I was able to successfully unsubscribe and disable all those old, long unneeded mods and SLE sprang back to life anew!  Hahaha  So, Phat is most pleased by that.  
    I brushed up on my clean install skills with Gamer Poets and refreshed my knowledge of FNIS.  I'll be going back to the drawing board yet again because I found I still had mistakes in my process.  So, I loaded up 90 mods into SLE pretty much as a test run because both SSE and SLE are currently uninstalled awaiting my latest tutorial session before reloading everything to the new machine.  I'll still be using the laptop for certain things, like internet research, email, web browsing and many of the games that do not require a more powerful system.  But, I am Jonesing to play SSE, HZD, Outer Worlds and several other newer and older titles on the Millennium Falcon.  I'm getting really close...  Once I get the new machine loaded it's on to learning how to make my own mods!  Huzzah!  That has been a long time coming!  
    But, first I need to ensure my LO is as secure and stable as I can make it.  So, I'm digging up tutorials on clean install, FNIS, Vortex, SKSE, Wrye Bash, Xedit, Bodyslide/Outfit Studio and several other things that I need to ensure I'm doing 100% correctly... not just 90% or even 99% correctly.  I'm also considering using the new BHUNP body, Hight Poly Head and the HDT physics.  So, we'll have to learn all that too.  
    Steam finally went buggy on me from having far too much stuff crammed in it.  So, I took the opportunity to wipe it and reinstall everything.  I won't lose any content or saves from my lightly modded or unmodded games.  The saves are in the cloud and the mod lists for W3 and Greedfall were really short.  However, I'm starting at ground zero again with SSE, SLE, F4 and New Vegas.  Just dumping all the Steam files gained me 400 GB of free space!  So, I went from choking on data with barely 100 GB free space remaining to around 500 GB free space!  Huzzah!  That was a breath of fresh air right there!  Before I reinstalled Steam the damned program wouldn't even display my games!  But, now they all show up again, ready to be reinstalled.  So again, I'm rather pleased with how that went.  It was kind of like a digital enema... for lack of a better term...  apologies  Hope that didn't sound too awfully rude...  
    Anyway... I'm rambling on as usual...  Just wanted to keep my dear friends in the loop.  Please feel free to drop me a line here or on Nexus any time.  I check in here at least once or twice each day and am on Nexus every couple of hours.  So, you won't have to wait long for me to reply.  Like I said... I dearly miss you all.  I'll put some recent images down at the bottom from my latest game play before the clean slate wipe for your viewing enjoyment.  Putting them here allows me to use links rather than take up the limited storage.  These images are already online in one place or other.  So, it's easier to share them here that way.  Peace, love, health, joy and happiness be yours in abundance.
    Adventure ever on dear friends, Phat

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Talyn82 for a status update, Greetings dear friends I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet. Where's eve   
    Greetings dear friends
    I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet.  Where's everybody gone?  I enjoy seeing the images that appear occasionally with some commentary here and there.  But, I miss you all fiercely.
    Been cleaning out the laptop in final preparations for the move to my new machine.  Yes, it's taking me a rather long time...  With my laundry list of disabilities it can be a challenge just getting to the loo on time.  So, bear with me, please.  It will happen...  It is happening...  
    Good news!  I was finally able to get SLE up and running again... with mods even!!!  Hahaha  The trouble was coming from some old Steam Workshop mods that were still active and attempting to load when they had no where to load in game!  So, I was able to successfully unsubscribe and disable all those old, long unneeded mods and SLE sprang back to life anew!  Hahaha  So, Phat is most pleased by that.  
    I brushed up on my clean install skills with Gamer Poets and refreshed my knowledge of FNIS.  I'll be going back to the drawing board yet again because I found I still had mistakes in my process.  So, I loaded up 90 mods into SLE pretty much as a test run because both SSE and SLE are currently uninstalled awaiting my latest tutorial session before reloading everything to the new machine.  I'll still be using the laptop for certain things, like internet research, email, web browsing and many of the games that do not require a more powerful system.  But, I am Jonesing to play SSE, HZD, Outer Worlds and several other newer and older titles on the Millennium Falcon.  I'm getting really close...  Once I get the new machine loaded it's on to learning how to make my own mods!  Huzzah!  That has been a long time coming!  
    But, first I need to ensure my LO is as secure and stable as I can make it.  So, I'm digging up tutorials on clean install, FNIS, Vortex, SKSE, Wrye Bash, Xedit, Bodyslide/Outfit Studio and several other things that I need to ensure I'm doing 100% correctly... not just 90% or even 99% correctly.  I'm also considering using the new BHUNP body, Hight Poly Head and the HDT physics.  So, we'll have to learn all that too.  
    Steam finally went buggy on me from having far too much stuff crammed in it.  So, I took the opportunity to wipe it and reinstall everything.  I won't lose any content or saves from my lightly modded or unmodded games.  The saves are in the cloud and the mod lists for W3 and Greedfall were really short.  However, I'm starting at ground zero again with SSE, SLE, F4 and New Vegas.  Just dumping all the Steam files gained me 400 GB of free space!  So, I went from choking on data with barely 100 GB free space remaining to around 500 GB free space!  Huzzah!  That was a breath of fresh air right there!  Before I reinstalled Steam the damned program wouldn't even display my games!  But, now they all show up again, ready to be reinstalled.  So again, I'm rather pleased with how that went.  It was kind of like a digital enema... for lack of a better term...  apologies  Hope that didn't sound too awfully rude...  
    Anyway... I'm rambling on as usual...  Just wanted to keep my dear friends in the loop.  Please feel free to drop me a line here or on Nexus any time.  I check in here at least once or twice each day and am on Nexus every couple of hours.  So, you won't have to wait long for me to reply.  Like I said... I dearly miss you all.  I'll put some recent images down at the bottom from my latest game play before the clean slate wipe for your viewing enjoyment.  Putting them here allows me to use links rather than take up the limited storage.  These images are already online in one place or other.  So, it's easier to share them here that way.  Peace, love, health, joy and happiness be yours in abundance.
    Adventure ever on dear friends, Phat

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from fredlaus for a status update, Greetings dear friends I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet. Where's eve   
    Greetings dear friends
    I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet.  Where's everybody gone?  I enjoy seeing the images that appear occasionally with some commentary here and there.  But, I miss you all fiercely.
    Been cleaning out the laptop in final preparations for the move to my new machine.  Yes, it's taking me a rather long time...  With my laundry list of disabilities it can be a challenge just getting to the loo on time.  So, bear with me, please.  It will happen...  It is happening...  
    Good news!  I was finally able to get SLE up and running again... with mods even!!!  Hahaha  The trouble was coming from some old Steam Workshop mods that were still active and attempting to load when they had no where to load in game!  So, I was able to successfully unsubscribe and disable all those old, long unneeded mods and SLE sprang back to life anew!  Hahaha  So, Phat is most pleased by that.  
    I brushed up on my clean install skills with Gamer Poets and refreshed my knowledge of FNIS.  I'll be going back to the drawing board yet again because I found I still had mistakes in my process.  So, I loaded up 90 mods into SLE pretty much as a test run because both SSE and SLE are currently uninstalled awaiting my latest tutorial session before reloading everything to the new machine.  I'll still be using the laptop for certain things, like internet research, email, web browsing and many of the games that do not require a more powerful system.  But, I am Jonesing to play SSE, HZD, Outer Worlds and several other newer and older titles on the Millennium Falcon.  I'm getting really close...  Once I get the new machine loaded it's on to learning how to make my own mods!  Huzzah!  That has been a long time coming!  
    But, first I need to ensure my LO is as secure and stable as I can make it.  So, I'm digging up tutorials on clean install, FNIS, Vortex, SKSE, Wrye Bash, Xedit, Bodyslide/Outfit Studio and several other things that I need to ensure I'm doing 100% correctly... not just 90% or even 99% correctly.  I'm also considering using the new BHUNP body, Hight Poly Head and the HDT physics.  So, we'll have to learn all that too.  
    Steam finally went buggy on me from having far too much stuff crammed in it.  So, I took the opportunity to wipe it and reinstall everything.  I won't lose any content or saves from my lightly modded or unmodded games.  The saves are in the cloud and the mod lists for W3 and Greedfall were really short.  However, I'm starting at ground zero again with SSE, SLE, F4 and New Vegas.  Just dumping all the Steam files gained me 400 GB of free space!  So, I went from choking on data with barely 100 GB free space remaining to around 500 GB free space!  Huzzah!  That was a breath of fresh air right there!  Before I reinstalled Steam the damned program wouldn't even display my games!  But, now they all show up again, ready to be reinstalled.  So again, I'm rather pleased with how that went.  It was kind of like a digital enema... for lack of a better term...  apologies  Hope that didn't sound too awfully rude...  
    Anyway... I'm rambling on as usual...  Just wanted to keep my dear friends in the loop.  Please feel free to drop me a line here or on Nexus any time.  I check in here at least once or twice each day and am on Nexus every couple of hours.  So, you won't have to wait long for me to reply.  Like I said... I dearly miss you all.  I'll put some recent images down at the bottom from my latest game play before the clean slate wipe for your viewing enjoyment.  Putting them here allows me to use links rather than take up the limited storage.  These images are already online in one place or other.  So, it's easier to share them here that way.  Peace, love, health, joy and happiness be yours in abundance.
    Adventure ever on dear friends, Phat

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Uncus for a status update, Greetings dear friends I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet. Where's eve   
    Greetings dear friends
    I miss our more frequent conversations on bethnet.  Where's everybody gone?  I enjoy seeing the images that appear occasionally with some commentary here and there.  But, I miss you all fiercely.
    Been cleaning out the laptop in final preparations for the move to my new machine.  Yes, it's taking me a rather long time...  With my laundry list of disabilities it can be a challenge just getting to the loo on time.  So, bear with me, please.  It will happen...  It is happening...  
    Good news!  I was finally able to get SLE up and running again... with mods even!!!  Hahaha  The trouble was coming from some old Steam Workshop mods that were still active and attempting to load when they had no where to load in game!  So, I was able to successfully unsubscribe and disable all those old, long unneeded mods and SLE sprang back to life anew!  Hahaha  So, Phat is most pleased by that.  
    I brushed up on my clean install skills with Gamer Poets and refreshed my knowledge of FNIS.  I'll be going back to the drawing board yet again because I found I still had mistakes in my process.  So, I loaded up 90 mods into SLE pretty much as a test run because both SSE and SLE are currently uninstalled awaiting my latest tutorial session before reloading everything to the new machine.  I'll still be using the laptop for certain things, like internet research, email, web browsing and many of the games that do not require a more powerful system.  But, I am Jonesing to play SSE, HZD, Outer Worlds and several other newer and older titles on the Millennium Falcon.  I'm getting really close...  Once I get the new machine loaded it's on to learning how to make my own mods!  Huzzah!  That has been a long time coming!  
    But, first I need to ensure my LO is as secure and stable as I can make it.  So, I'm digging up tutorials on clean install, FNIS, Vortex, SKSE, Wrye Bash, Xedit, Bodyslide/Outfit Studio and several other things that I need to ensure I'm doing 100% correctly... not just 90% or even 99% correctly.  I'm also considering using the new BHUNP body, Hight Poly Head and the HDT physics.  So, we'll have to learn all that too.  
    Steam finally went buggy on me from having far too much stuff crammed in it.  So, I took the opportunity to wipe it and reinstall everything.  I won't lose any content or saves from my lightly modded or unmodded games.  The saves are in the cloud and the mod lists for W3 and Greedfall were really short.  However, I'm starting at ground zero again with SSE, SLE, F4 and New Vegas.  Just dumping all the Steam files gained me 400 GB of free space!  So, I went from choking on data with barely 100 GB free space remaining to around 500 GB free space!  Huzzah!  That was a breath of fresh air right there!  Before I reinstalled Steam the damned program wouldn't even display my games!  But, now they all show up again, ready to be reinstalled.  So again, I'm rather pleased with how that went.  It was kind of like a digital enema... for lack of a better term...  apologies  Hope that didn't sound too awfully rude...  
    Anyway... I'm rambling on as usual...  Just wanted to keep my dear friends in the loop.  Please feel free to drop me a line here or on Nexus any time.  I check in here at least once or twice each day and am on Nexus every couple of hours.  So, you won't have to wait long for me to reply.  Like I said... I dearly miss you all.  I'll put some recent images down at the bottom from my latest game play before the clean slate wipe for your viewing enjoyment.  Putting them here allows me to use links rather than take up the limited storage.  These images are already online in one place or other.  So, it's easier to share them here that way.  Peace, love, health, joy and happiness be yours in abundance.
    Adventure ever on dear friends, Phat

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Talyn82 for a status update, Attention all friends of Phat!!! The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After   
    Attention all friends of Phat!!!
    The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After a month of failed efforts to manually connect it to my router... I discovered that my router, even though it has four outputs on the back, is wifi only! SMH... total face palm... But, that led me to my current solution. I did NOT want to crack the case on this machine as it has been lovingly tweaked to maximum performance. Changes might mess that up. So, I searched for an external wifi adapter and found one at Walmart, delivered to my mailbox for a whopping $15.04, under eleven GBP!!! Huzzah!!! That card arrived in my box late yesterday afternoon. I just now installed it and we have wifi connection!!! Huzzah!!!
    Still have a long row to hoe getting all the software installed.  But, my largest hurdle, connecting a formerly wired connection only machine to the internet, has been leapt and bounded!!!  Huzzah!!!  Just wanted to say thanks to all my dear friends for your moral support through that trying time.  
    Adventure ever on, Phat 

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Rotzi for a status update, Attention all friends of Phat!!! The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After   
    Attention all friends of Phat!!!
    The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After a month of failed efforts to manually connect it to my router... I discovered that my router, even though it has four outputs on the back, is wifi only! SMH... total face palm... But, that led me to my current solution. I did NOT want to crack the case on this machine as it has been lovingly tweaked to maximum performance. Changes might mess that up. So, I searched for an external wifi adapter and found one at Walmart, delivered to my mailbox for a whopping $15.04, under eleven GBP!!! Huzzah!!! That card arrived in my box late yesterday afternoon. I just now installed it and we have wifi connection!!! Huzzah!!!
    Still have a long row to hoe getting all the software installed.  But, my largest hurdle, connecting a formerly wired connection only machine to the internet, has been leapt and bounded!!!  Huzzah!!!  Just wanted to say thanks to all my dear friends for your moral support through that trying time.  
    Adventure ever on, Phat 

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Adella for a status update, Attention all friends of Phat!!! The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After   
    Attention all friends of Phat!!!
    The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After a month of failed efforts to manually connect it to my router... I discovered that my router, even though it has four outputs on the back, is wifi only! SMH... total face palm... But, that led me to my current solution. I did NOT want to crack the case on this machine as it has been lovingly tweaked to maximum performance. Changes might mess that up. So, I searched for an external wifi adapter and found one at Walmart, delivered to my mailbox for a whopping $15.04, under eleven GBP!!! Huzzah!!! That card arrived in my box late yesterday afternoon. I just now installed it and we have wifi connection!!! Huzzah!!!
    Still have a long row to hoe getting all the software installed.  But, my largest hurdle, connecting a formerly wired connection only machine to the internet, has been leapt and bounded!!!  Huzzah!!!  Just wanted to say thanks to all my dear friends for your moral support through that trying time.  
    Adventure ever on, Phat 

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Uncus for a status update, Attention all friends of Phat!!! The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After   
    Attention all friends of Phat!!!
    The Millennium Falcon is officially online!!! After a month of failed efforts to manually connect it to my router... I discovered that my router, even though it has four outputs on the back, is wifi only! SMH... total face palm... But, that led me to my current solution. I did NOT want to crack the case on this machine as it has been lovingly tweaked to maximum performance. Changes might mess that up. So, I searched for an external wifi adapter and found one at Walmart, delivered to my mailbox for a whopping $15.04, under eleven GBP!!! Huzzah!!! That card arrived in my box late yesterday afternoon. I just now installed it and we have wifi connection!!! Huzzah!!!
    Still have a long row to hoe getting all the software installed.  But, my largest hurdle, connecting a formerly wired connection only machine to the internet, has been leapt and bounded!!!  Huzzah!!!  Just wanted to say thanks to all my dear friends for your moral support through that trying time.  
    Adventure ever on, Phat 

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    phatbassanchor reacted to Adella for a status update, My ‘Rank’ has increased to Brother, the site bot says. Brother! Me…a brother? I think   
    My ‘Rank’ has increased to Brother, the site bot says.
    Brother!  Me…a brother?  I think not sweeties.  How annoying!  Sister is more appropriate don’t you think?
    I would also accept Goddess, Queen, Empress, Highness and Exalted Lovliness.
    A.
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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Rotzi for a status update, Just a quickie update: Finally started loading up the Millennium Falcon! Windows10 is   
    Just a quickie update:
    Finally started loading up the Millennium Falcon!  Windows10 is installed and she's getting loaded up!
    Adventure on dear friends, Phat

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Adella for a status update, Just a quickie update: Finally started loading up the Millennium Falcon! Windows10 is   
    Just a quickie update:
    Finally started loading up the Millennium Falcon!  Windows10 is installed and she's getting loaded up!
    Adventure on dear friends, Phat

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    phatbassanchor got a reaction from Talyn82 for a status update, Greetings friends! Just a quick update to show the latest of my SSE play. Meet Deirdr   
    Greetings friends!  
    Just a quick update to show the latest of my SSE play.  Meet Deirdre Dew-Drop,  sweet little Bosmer, and her tribe...

    Installed a couple new outfits and two more new followers...  somewhere around half a dozen for the week so far...  Yes... Phat loves his lovely and  lethal ladies  Props to Xtudo, Witcherknight and sweet DovahkiinaThay for the followers featured herein...  Thanks to all the dedicated, talented and generous folks who make all these wonderful toys!  With free mods, everyday is like Christmas morning with presents under the tree  Thank you
    Adventure ever on dear friends, Phat
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    phatbassanchor reacted to Adella for a status update, At long last my Plutonium Challenge is ready if anyone feels brave enough to attempt   
    At long last my Plutonium Challenge is ready if anyone feels brave enough to attempt it 
    This is the toughest and longest of combat survival capability endeavours.  With zero healing, magic, followers, potion drinking or horses, doubled enemies and a zero skills start whilst completing over forty quests and quest lines all on Legendary, under Dead is Dead rules…It is the most arduous and thrilling to survive Challenge yet.  
     
    Only the  best Skyrim combatants stand a chance…Are you up to it? 
    Check it out in Adella’s Survival Challenges…it sits below the Platinum trial.
    I shall be attempting it myself soon…Maybe videoing it too
    Regards
    Adella
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    phatbassanchor reacted to Sah for a status update, Beat this if anyone can ... hahahahahaha   
    Beat this if anyone can ... hahahahahaha
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    phatbassanchor reacted to Sah for a status update, FINANCIAL REPORT The Skyrim Special Edition Butterfly Affect Butterfly's in Bethesda'   
    FINANCIAL REPORT
    The Skyrim Special Edition Butterfly Affect
    Butterfly's in Bethesda's new Skyrim Special Edition have nearly been hunted to extinction by the locals, they are simply so beautiful that every one must have one framed on there wall.
    The new graphical enchantments that changed dull & gloomy Skyrim had a major impact on the little helpless butterfly's making them more valuable then a bar of gold. Jarl's across Skyrim are taking drastic measures as animal rights group Green Peace threatens that they will have get involved and try to stop this insane carnage.
    Singes that read "Butterfly Wing Plucking Free Zone, Between the Hours of 6am - 11pm, Fines up to 5000 Septims" now litter the ever so beautiful landscape of the SSE.
    Regardless of the drastic measures the numbers of Butterfly's keeps on mysteriously dropping, and now Lunar Moths have been also included on the Endangered Spices List
    As the shadow of financial claps looms over Skyrim, Media outlets across Skyrim are coming forward and are revealing the magnitude of the sandal. The front page of ~THE TAMRIEL TIMES~ read like this QUOTE: "A dramatic drop in Luna Moth numbers" & "They are being targeted by invisible, healthy, light armored alchemists"
    Potions of Minor Healing today reached the new record price of 830septims per bottle. The Skyrim Stock Market collapsed again for the third day strait, as Jarls & Thanes rushed to sell there shares. It has been rumored that they are investing there shares in a more respectable offshore Panama-based service provider called Mossack Fonseca
    A spokes man for the Skyrim Treasury said: "Its not our fault we took such drastic measures by banning wing plucking, people where complaining, and animal rights groups where about to get involved in the case." continuing he said: "Its the greedy Alchemist Corporation that has failed to show any compassion to its heavy users & potion addicted customers by jacking up the price, if you want to place any blame, they have caused this financial chaos"
    In other related news Pro Ban Wing Plucking Supporters clashed yesterday with members of the greedy Alchemist Corporation in Solitude. Angelina's Aromatics was burnt to the ground in retaliation for her over priced potions & for selling butterfly wings under the counter. Due to the Civil unrest across Skyrim, it can now be revealed form leaked footage from the Pentagon on Wiki Leaks that there has been a steady build up of Military Forces along the Imperial & Stormcloack borders & that its only a mater of time before this breaks out into the second Skyrim Civil War!...........read more
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