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Oh my!  You look lovely this evening, darling.  May I pour the wine?  Rub your tiny aching feet?  Okay... let's get those boots off... twenty eight miles today?  I'm surprised you don't have blisters!  Not to worry.  I have a special healing balm made from... well... maybe it's better not knowing, hmmm?  Yes, my sweet... feeling better all ready?  Good... now the other foot too.  No, no... no fair nodding off at the table.  Let us retire by the fire.  Yes, I'll continue over there...  Did you change your hair?  It looks lovely this evening.  I love how it frames your beautiful face, Liebchen.  Auf Deutsch?  Ja, mein Liebling.  Ich bin nur zu gerne bereit, mein Liebling. Aber wir werden gebeten zu gehen. Sie ziehen es vor, dass hier jeder Tamrielisch spricht.  So, maybe we should oblige our hosts.  Feet all better now?  Good, good.  Let's cuddle by the fire...  Yes, my sweet, I will keep my trousers on.  Hold you closer?  These are the moments that I live for. :wub::hug:

Adventure ever on dear friend, Phat:blackhand:

PS:  For our Tamrielic audience du jour, I shall endeavor to translate my rough attempt at German...  "In German?  Yes, my darling.  I'm only too happy to oblige, my darling.  But, we may be asked to leave.  They prefer everyone speak Tamrielic here.

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You're quite a charmer ;). But the word Liebchen is rather used by grandfathers referring to their granddaughters :imp:.

Now I'm sitting here in this gloomy "Spelunke" we say in german, maybe in english "drinking hole" will fit, I don't know. So nice to get warm feet, but no blisters, no. Would be crazy to run all the way to Bruma by foot. But my horse would be happy to get a bit wellness on her hooves, too - so don't hesitate, if you can spare a bit of your charming balm. :imp::imp:.

Yes my hair, I did something with it, but I forgot what it was. It's a bit flat, don't you think?

Ah, soo good at the fire and I would really like to drink some more wine.. But I'm so sorry. Not here to relax, rather for business. Observation, to be precise. Somebody planned a crime to the High House of Bruma and I was forced to play babysitter for her crazy daughter Rigmor. I'm so sorry to ruin your evening.

Als Drachenblut sollte man berufliches und privates nicht miteinander vermischen. Darling.  :wub: :coffee:

 

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2 hours ago, Tasheni said:

I'm so sorry to ruin your evening.

Well...  Phat just so happens to be a grandfather...  at 55 years old with a long white beard.  I once read a more archaic definition for Liebchen that I prefer where it means a treasure, ein Schatz.  I have always preferred that definition, regardless of the more modern usage. :) So, maybe I will just have to call you mein Schatz. :) Tasheni, mein Schatz...  hmmm... I like it.  Is that more amenable for you, my dearest ray of sunshine?  And, you couldn't ruin my evening...  Your very presence brings joy to my day.

Spelunke...  I think a more accurate translation to American English would be "dive bar" or "hole in the wall."  But, I do get your meaning from drinking hole as well. :beer:  

Now, the balm...
First; make a potion of restore and regenerate health using vampire dust, garlic and wheat.  Then create a mix with ectoplasm and Dwarven oil.  Finally, you stir the two mixtures together to make a creamy balm. :) You can use it on your skin, your steed, anywhere you like, really...  I'm sure that you noticed it's tingling effect. :) Take my jar with you now, until you can gather the ingredients.  I have more of the base potions so I can mix more balm right now if you'd like a fresh batch.  But, it does keep indefinitely and has no discernible smell that my nose can tell.  If time is precious the base potions can be consumed orally for the same effects.  But, then we miss the fun of a good massage.  You are welcome to take some of each if you like.  Mi casa es su casa... as we say here in the American Southwest. :)   The Spanish literally translates as my house is your house yet is more akin with how we would say, "make yourself at home" here in the states.  Either way, it is a welcoming invitation to guests.

Speaking of hair... when I said you can rub it anywhere, that does include your hair and scalp as well... just be sure to wash it out again after leaving it on for three to five minutes... unless you like the slicked back Pomade look.:) You can also use it on your steed, your livestock... it's even safe for children.  It's 100% organic and not harmful in anyway.  You can even eat it although it has no real taste to it... pretty bland.  There are three main effects that you should begin to feel immediately wherever and whenever applied; Restore and Regenerate Health and your magicka will regenerate faster for a while as well.  So, if you did have any blisters, they should've been healed instantly.  Feel your feet this morning... when is the last time they felt that soft?  Yes, mein Schatz, you are most welcome. :) 

Flat hair?  Certainly not!  You give off such a radiant glow in the candlelight.  Your hair looks like dew kissed rays of sunshine on a sunny spring morning.  The appearance is of silky smooth softness.  I want to hold you close and bury my face in your hair... Flat?  Don't be silly, Leibling! :) I prefer the natural look... soft shiny hair, little or no makeup... just soft, glowing hair and skin... hence the balm...  Take some and enjoy... I insist. :)  

Now, as to mixing business with pleasure... I was merely showing kindness to my fellow traveler.  I did keep my trousers on, after all, we were in public.  Who's to say we couldn't take turns keeping an eye on the brat... er... um... Rigmor.  Hahaha:lmao::redface: 

You know... since you did arrive via equine transport... perhaps I should've offered to massage a different area of your fine, feminine physique.:wub:   Mais non... maybe next time...:hug:

And, the wine... yes...  I have several bottles.  Would you prefer Surilie Brothers, Firebrand or some of the San Family Spiced Wine?:beer:  Sadly, I am fresh out of the Cyrodillic Brandy.  I did have a fine bottle of a particularly good vintage but ended up trading it as a gift for a favor, more's the pity. 

Adventure ever on mein Schatz.:wub:  Hugs, Phat :hug:

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:rofl::clap::lol:

So you are an alchemist then? With very special knowledge I never found on my travels through Skyrim. Quite interesting. I will try out your receipe.

mein Schatz... Gollum! Gollum! Something familiar was roaring out of my memory swamp... my friends call me Baby. Is that too intimate?

At the moment, spiced wine is fine. Fits the season and the hour - damn, they should have cast us out hours before, what happens here? Inkeeper, thieves, scoundrels and drunkards - they all have gone. Looks like we're the only ones left. And where is Rigmor? They will chop off my head if something happens to her. And I tell you, there will always something happen to her. But I'm fine here with you, so what? Well, I will tell them she made me drunk and I passed away. But that's a lie and I'm no liar. But my fine, feminine physique will jump right into her face if she does anything stupid. :bat:

Hm, I tried your balm, but now I have weird pimples below my belly button. I hope this will vanish in time? Well, I have some unpleasant memories about being enchanted by that Brelyna. At the College of Winterhold. She turned me into something greenish. It took long hours until the effect cools down. Oh be so kind and don't divulge my secrets, please.

Hm, that wine is good, I feel a bit sleepy now, huh, was it a nodd? I apologize, I was falling against your breast... why, I'm suddenly tired... my tongue is... what, what are you saying? This balm... where's Rigmor?... chrrr...

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, XRAT said:

Chucks up in a basket...........

Damn, I don't understand that expression. I'm just an outlander here... :shrug:

I know the meaning of "chuck it all up", but what means chucks up in a basket?

 

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3 hours ago, Tasheni said:

Damn, I don't understand that expression. I'm just an outlander here... :shrug:

I know the meaning of "chuck it all up", but what means chucks up in a basket?

 

up chuck, lose your lunch, worship at the porcelain alter, toss your cookies, Oh Wayne I think I'm gonna hurl... sich erbrechen auf Deutsch...

Yeah... I thought it was a bit of rude, mood killer too...  I'll send you a PM... it's getting a bit crowded in here...

Baby...  Well... you are a beautiful babe... the perfect balance of sweet and sexy... So, okay:wub: 

Could always call you precious...  right, Smeagol?  Smeagol?  I don't think he liked that...  Besides, I already call Sah Vulon precious one.  So, that one is taken.  Baby it is:hug:

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Ah, thanks for enlighten me. I will remember. But, hey, no problem. We are just a bit oldschool, nothing to chuck up about it. :teehee:

But if someone has to, please don't spill that over my feet. And the innkeeper will not be amused about it, I tell you. He's a tough customer. ;)

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18 hours ago, Tasheni said:

:rofl::clap::lol:

So you are an alchemist then? With very special knowledge I never found on my travels through Skyrim. Quite interesting. I will try out your receipe.

mein Schatz... Gollum! Gollum! Something familiar was roaring out of my memory swamp... my friends call me Baby. Is that too intimate?

At the moment, spiced wine is fine. Fits the season and the hour - damn, they should have cast us out hours before, what happens here? Inkeeper, thieves, scoundrels and drunkards - they all have gone. Looks like we're the only ones left. And where is Rigmor? They will chop off my head if something happens to her. And I tell you, there will always something happen to her. But I'm fine here with you, so what? Well, I will tell them she made me drunk and I passed away. But that's a lie and I'm no liar. But my fine, feminine physique will jump right into her face if she does anything stupid. :bat:

Hm, I tried your balm, but now I have weird pimples below my belly button. I hope this will vanish in time? Well, I have some unpleasant memories about being enchanted by that Brelyna. At the College of Winterhold. She turned me into something greenish. It took long hours until the effect cools down. Oh be so kind and don't divulge my secrets, please.

Hm, that wine is good, I feel a bit sleepy now, huh, was it a nodd? I apologize, I was falling against your breast... why, I'm suddenly tired... my tongue is... what, what are you saying? This balm... where's Rigmor?... chrrr...

Rigmor?  No worries.  Lydia, Mjoll, Jordis and Rayya found her face to face with a bear while wandering in the woods like some Disney princess.  Now there's a fresh bear pelt on the tanning rack at my campsite up the road and the brat... um... Rigmor is probably eating the last of my horker stew and clam chowder... Oh... I brought some seared slaughterfish and veggie soup to go with the spiced wine...  Yes, there are advantages to traveling with a tribe...:run:    Rigmor isn't going anywhere...  What say we travel on to complete your charge together?  We were heading that way anyway.  You keep the bounty or reward or whatever.  Afterward... I'll match your expected sum and add triple the sum as a bonus to join with my tribe.  No need to answer now.  Delivering the Rigmor child may actually prove to be fun...  As long as you're around we are sure to enjoy ourselves thoroughly:beer:  I have some premium bows and blades you might appreciate...

Now... the balm...  did you leave the cork loose?  If not it may be a cracked jar...  Did you drop your pack with the container inside?  Either way... you have to keep the jar fully sealed at all times.  I should've warned you.  For that error I most humbly apologize.  In my defense, I am rather smitten in your presence and am lost in your eyes yet again...  Ahem...  Anyway...  the rash...  let me see...  Oh my!  You did enjoy the balm, didn't you?  Well... it's a simple fix.  I should've given you better instruction prior to setting you loose with this powerful mixture.  Again, humble apologies for that.  What you are experiencing can happen if dirt gets in the jar.  It's your more sensitive skin, reacting with the dirt and the magic of the balm.  First, let's toss the contaminated mix in the fire.  That one is no good... yes... I can see the crack...  I'll put your next batch in a metal tin.  I should probably do that anyway... but the glass jars are so pretty...  anyway...  the cure...  I have a fresh batch right here and have just washed my hands as I brought us dinner.  So, I'll need to wash the affected area then apply thorough massaging of the fresh balm.  You'll be right as rain in an instant... well, we best apply it slowly though... need to ensure a complete application...  are you ready? 

I see the look of doubt and a bit of fear in your eyes, Baby.  I can fetch one of the ladies if you prefer.  But, you'll need a full scrubbing from head to toe before you can do this for yourself.  Remember, you already have the contaminated balm on your person.  If you prefer to simply wait a day or two the irritated skin will heal on it's own.  I've seen this skin irritation before when healing abrasions, contusions, lacerations and even severe bruising in combat where a lot of dirt gets into the balm.  But, those are times when stopping a bleed out rule over a few blemishes.  You will be fine.  It is merely an irritation of the skin.  However, that is quite a lot of irritation there...  You did enjoy the balm, didn't you? :redface:   Maybe we should take this elsewhere...  I'd rather avoid seeing someone hurl.  Besides... I don't think you want to lower your leggings quite that far in this place...  The local crowd seems to have gotten rather stark betrunken during our little flirtatious intermission here.  Shall we venture forth to a more private venue?  I am at your service, my lovely ray of sunshine.:wub: 

Adventure ever on sweet Baby:hug:Hugs, Phat:blackhand:

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